The Doctor vs Darth Vader (cc: @bonniegrrl)
When the Cleveland Show gave up trying to pretend the show was not set in Richmond, VA. (She went to brown…I miss u, b).
I was told earlier healthcare isn’t the government’s call. I am so sick of hearing these B.S. rehearsed talking points from affluent assholes who make every excuse in the world for illogical purely privatized healthcare.
Not the government’s call? I have news for you: We are the government. And it is our call.
Humans live in societies. We build, we share, we collaborate. If one doesn’t want to be in a society, they can either go live in a cave on their own or stop pretending their meager wealth was created solely by their own hands instead of taking part in a larger machine built by many, many people over thousands of years. Our money is pretend. Our health is not. Keeping people healthy is good for society, commerce, and y’know, just not being a total dick.
And I’ll always back my consistant humanist ideology vs. whatever Ayn Randian doubletalk (tax payers = slavery? “Oh, the poor doctors” victim speak? orly?) that is being peddled that week to justify greed and cruelty. Thats my Koolaid.
((Drops mic onstage. Jumps through brick wall. Quenches thirst. Oh, yeah!))
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Me: “What a nice day. I think I shall walk from my bedroom to the bathroom, to express to the toilet what a nice day it is. Oh, hello there Mr. Cat.”
Cat: “Hello to you sir. Say, thems sure is some nice feets you got there.”
Me: “Why thank you, Mr. Cat.”
Cat: “Be a shame if anything terrible happened to ‘em.”
Me: “I…yes, that would be not good.”
Cat: “Like they gets slashed up by some sharp claw-like things.”
Me: “Uhhh…”
Cat: “Especially if, just by spreadin’ da wealth a bit, one might be able to avoid such awful circumstances.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Cat: “Y’know…protection and what not.”
Me: “I’m sorry, are trying extort money from me?”
Cat: “Money? Heavens no. Howevers, if one were to say, scratch with their big toe rights above someone’s tail, tragedy mights just be avoided.”
Me: “No. I think I’ll just step over you. Good day, sir.”
Cat: “When you leave the house, I’m going to poop on your bed!”
Me: “I said good day, sir!”
((end scene))
wg88:
LOL Samuel L. Jackson
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her: “I just don’t get how you can NOT believe in God.”
me: “You don’t have to get it, I just don’t.”
her: “You’re such a good person, but without God how do you have morals? Why do you care about anyone else?”
me: “Well, I may not believe in God, but I believe in LOVE.”
her: “Oh. …………………….”
me: “Your panties just got a little wet right then, didn’t they?”
her: “I hate you. Yes.”
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